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Didn't give a fuck yesterday. didn't give a fuck today. probably won't tomorrow. |
My resolution: to turn you in to the authorities |
If the New Year is anything like the old one. I'm killing myself. |
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I hope the New Year brings you nothing but pain and suffering. |
I didn't get you anything for Christmas, so I'm going to give you mono |
I look forward to calling the police on your party |
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I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally. |
I didn't hit you. I high fived your face. |
If you get me pregnant I'm saying it was rape |
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40 Halloween and Voting cards Added
Posted October 25, 2008 5:55 am by mycoal |
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I’ve had a pretty stressful week, so I decided to spend my night coming up with some voting relevant cards and Halloween cards. If I cared, I would have added these a month ago when it would have picked up steam, but I really don’t care. The card “I don’t vote because I find politics arbitrary… and I’m a convicted felon” rings true with me. I couldn’t vote for seven years because I was arrested for mushrooms in Colorado. I don’t recommend visiting there. I can vote now, but I still probably won’t. A vote for change would mean I actually vote. And I have to give credit to my gay friend Jeff for the “Vote NO on Prop 8. Everyone deserves the right to beat their spouse.” Jeff, I hope you bitch slap your significant other before Prop 8 passes and you’re fucked. And lastly, “Im not planning it but I?m prepared for your most definite arrest this Halloween,” is also true, I was arrested last Halloween af... More |
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70 new cards added
Posted October 5, 2008 3:25 am by mycoal |
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If I cared, I would have add one every couple days, but I don't care and they suck for the most part. My favorite would have to be the "There are wrong answers" card. When I was in the 4th grade, my teacher Mrs. Ono was pregnant with her second child. It was a very taboo fact that her first child, Christian, had died of S.I.D.s (sudden infant death). It had been several years earlier that she lost him. This was a second chance for her. To celebrate she had the class come up with names for the unborn child. One by one we all gave our recommendations and the back stories to why we picked the name. When she finally came around to me, I smiled and said "Christian" and explained that I thought it might be a good homage to the child she lost. The whole class went silent. She looked down at her desk for a couple seconds and then looked at me and said "I don't think that would be a good idea," and then she started crying in front of the entire class. So, yes there... More |
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Your 2nd favorite E-Card website
Posted September 30, 2008 3:26 pm by omeletto |
I take great pride in announcing that a vast majority of you people described lickmycards as your second favorite e-card website. The fact that any of you tards even compare us to someecards boggles the mind. Their site is actually smart funny, we're just obscene. It's a sad day in cyberspace when we're put in the same catagory as that place.
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Comment section added
Posted September 25, 2008 5:11 pm by omeletto |
Being the wiz that I am, I added in a comment section at the bottom of each card page so you can share your love or disgust for each. I get an email every time someone leaves a comment. So if you want to annoy the fuck out of me, leave a lot of comments.
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